And I'm left wondering one thing-
Why haven't there been any visits from Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons?
Usually, they'll come every couple of weeks, but since the beginning of the year I have not encountered any.
Have they come at an unusual hour as of late? Do they know that I am an atheist?
Whatever. I usually attempted to avoid all confrontation from them anyway. Most of the time, I don't want to talk to them and just accept anything they're going to give me to make them go away.
Reminds me of this Lio strip from a while back...
I used to politely accept their hand outs and send them on their way. Now though, I just tell them that god doesn't exist and shut the door.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they have been raptured?
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